Jia at lunchtime: "You haven't even heard a single fuss from me all morning!"
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Jia has been interested in dinosaurs lately. We were chatting about them and I very stupidly said, "Oh, they were so big that if we had been alive when they lived, they would have eaten us!"
Jia goes to bed that night. Fifteen minutes later, she comes out: "Mom, all the dinosaurs are dead right?" I assure her, "Yes, yes, every one is dead."
Fifteen minutes later she comes out again: "What about the babies? Are they all dead?" I said, "Yes, all the babies are dead too."
Fifteen minutes later, looking panicked: "Mom! The eggs! WHAT ABOUT THE EGGS?"
I'm sure I've just created lifelong nightmares.
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We've been teaching Jia about the phrase "pulling my leg." She thought she'd give it a try so she said, "Look outside! It's raining dogs and there's poop all over!" I thought that was pretty good!
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Jia was talking about how she would be a mama when she grew up, and not a baba. Then she said, "But some men become women, right?" Joe and I both looked at each other. I thought, "What did she hear? She's much too young to be asking this! I don't want to confuse her! But I want to be honest!" We paused and neither of us said anything. Then Jia said, "With magic!" Ah, of course, she must have remembered some show with a fairy godmother doing something. We can wait on that answer for a while!
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Willa's new favorite phrases:
Cookie please me!
Mommy's coffee me!
Thank you much!
She has been asking us to pretend to cry or laugh or to wink. She'll say, "Mommy cry!" and then I pretend to cry. She now uses a new word a lot: "everybody." At dinner the other night Willa would say, "Everybody laugh!" And we'd all laugh. Then we'd laugh more because we were all laughing. Then she'd shout, "Again!" We'd do it again. I think it was the most fun we've ever had at dinner!
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I was leaving for a meeting the other night and Jia yelled out the window, "You're the greatest mom in the world!" How nice is that!