Apparently we're a bunch of Neanderthals over here

We are all going a bit stir crazy during our kitchen renovation/small addition. We're cooped up into two small rooms with some of our old appliances, and there has been lots of noise and disruption. We had another setback on the remodel as well. I was trying to sort out the details when Jia kept asking me if she could eat an egg. I said I'd help her in a minute.

Then I suddenly saw something small and white whizzing across the room. She had thrown a raw egg against the wall! It oozed behind the couch, over an outlet and behind the temporary fridge and all over the base molding and floor. In her defense, she thought it was hard boiled. (But do we throw hard boiled eggs? Of course we don't.) She told me she did it because "Grandpa does that for fun." Poor Grandpa, troublemaker once again.

Jia has really never done anything like this, and she wasn't even mad when she threw it. She was just overly excited. I think we were both in shock afterward. She instantly helped clean up. Then I noticed another raw egg smashed on the dining room table. I could tell that she had tried to peel it for eating, so there wasn't as much concern for that one.

Then later that night I was giving Jia some dinner and turned around. She had removed her shirt and had spread her dinner all over one arm and was licking it off! Then she smiled and said, "I'm getting a bath tonight!"

And she spent most of the day wearing her Halloween fangs, and looking like this. In fact, we spent a good portion of the day with diapers on our heads listening to music and spinning around in the office chairs. Maybe we need to get out more?